Ten Random Things I Say When Playing ‘LoL’

I am literally a different person when I game. Talk to me over Skype/Ventrillo/another voice chat system, and it’s like speaking with someone else altogether.

Below are 10 random things/expressions that I say when playing a game of “League of Legends.” It just shows how different my gaming personality is. There is no particular frequency for each of the listed items. This list also excludes profanity that I blurt out during a game.

1. Let’s do this for Narnia!
2. Gank train.
3. Let’s give them the Kansas City Shuffle!
4. Coconut Kapow!
5. Regroup!
6. Back!
7. Cougar fact: (followed by a random mountain lion fact, like how they have 18 claws).
8. Baron!
9. For Buddha sake!
10. Random game-related pun (e.g. This is the last straw, Fiddlesticks!).